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walao the weather lik siao lol.SO HOT!! anyway 2dae is carey meimei birthdae so i cannot complaint much wakaka.mei HAPPI BIRTHDAE.2dae almost got drag to tution.my mother wans me to accompany me sis to tution lol.wheres justice?! her reasons is tat she worry my sis coz she alone. wtf! is lik she 14 liao lor wad can happen to her?! nvm nvm nobody can force me to do things i dun wan haha.well 2dae is playdae again.i made appointments wif chang to his hse visits. gotta play yu-gi-oh cards wif him lol.the game is damn lame la but i wun blame him de coz HIS MY BEZ FREN! well i got reason to play wif him de lor. muz win him den can play chinese chess. chinese chess=my favourite game!!
acty he still hav chinese exam but i insist muz be in holidae mood so he muz obey me. MUAHAHAHAHA!
but seems lik i hav no chance to play chinese chess la coz i SUX in yu-gi-oh lor..nvm i believe in miricles and i believe it will happen to me 2dae..oh god pls!!
oo ya yesterdae watch channel 8 midnight show. its a ghost show but is damn funny de lor. the ghost was lik usin a retart face lookin at the women. enough ghost shows

mean well...back to chang. HAHA! miricle happens i acty won u noe. I WON! but so sad lol. he said muz win 2/3 den can play chinese chess
nvm kampateh!! muz win 1 more..yay i manage to summon obelisk the divine card!!

yay i win again!! miricle happens...chinese chess?
of course. wahaha. hey!! chang play cheat lor. guess wad he said?!
he said muz play 11 matches!! 11!! wtf...!no way!! chinese chess...!!
haha i veri gd de la so let him lol. anyway now final is 5 games la.
lata go KFC wakaka dun care diet 1st. my favourite food sia!!
nice dae..i love sundaes!!
yesterdae i finally got courage to confess to her but i noe she sure reject de lol
den reali reject.WADEVA i dun care wakaka. live life as live is be happi and go LUCKY..!
now 4nd game liao..i goin win again coz i lucky!
haha i reali win lol look liks i 2dae damn lucky.now reali time for chess! wonderin wads carey meimei doin..miss her!!
CHINESE CHESS TIME!! ALERT DUN DISTURB..COZ HIS FIERCE!
haix 1st game i lose!! hell lar tat was pure luck..wahaha 2nd match i won!!
expected lor..3rd match lik so obvious i goin win den chang started his 'dumbbo'
logic speech.
its lik so cold
wahahaha. goin KFC NOW. hooray!!lata den continue post...off now..

BACK!! miss me? haha me and chang were eating and chit chattn abt a chio bu in his sck den he suddenly rmb of a joke. there goes:

once there was 3 soldiers hu were lost in a jungle.they were all captured by aboriginees(ppl hu eat humans).the head of the aboriginees told dem . if they can find 15 fruit of the same kind, they will let the soldiers off.the 3 ran off searchin...the 1st one found 15 oranges and ran back quickly.the head of the aboriginees say if he could squeeze the 15 oranges into his asshole, he promise he will let him go.the 1st soldier started. the 1st orange went in, 2nd 1 went in too but until the 3rd 1 he died! here comes the 2nd soldier.he bought back 15 grapes. when the aboriginees told him wad to do he was veri happi and started to squeeze the grapes.he started squeezin and until the 12th grapes..he laughed and died(the rule is cannot laugh).the 1st and 2nd soldier rose to heaven, the 2nd soldier ask the 1st soldier y he died,the 1st soldier said u wanna try squeezin oranges into ur ass? and how did u die? the 2nd soldier reply: i laugh when i saw the 3rd soldier...carryin durians back!!

haha damn funny rite? i laugh my head off. enjoy..lazy post liao.byes. sry alot crap coz i die die muz post long long 1.haha